Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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