Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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