My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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