Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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