I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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