Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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