oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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