Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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