Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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