The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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