Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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