p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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