I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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