just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
