I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I need to calm my uterus...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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