no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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