if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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