So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
it's like iHOP with fire
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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