is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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