We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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