This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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