Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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