Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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