you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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