So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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