They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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