Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
