okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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