yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize