I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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