Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
