I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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