i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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