could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
im holly from the hills drunk
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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