What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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