I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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