420 ftw
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
