i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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