i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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