Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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