the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
