I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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