I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so let's talk penis.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Drake has all the answers
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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