Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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