We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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