ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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