the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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