he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i think i just lost a toe
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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