why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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