dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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