Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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