I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Porn is love you can see.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
